So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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