absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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