Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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