I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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