I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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