Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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