Who wears a wallet chain?!
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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