These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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