Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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