physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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