well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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