Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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