Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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