There was a lot of him and a little penis
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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