i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Don't make out with my wife yet
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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