who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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