I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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