Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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