Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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