Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I believe in your delicious
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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