at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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