The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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