so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize