I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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