I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Holy sore nipples Batman
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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