I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I currently don't understand fingers.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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