i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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We got so high we made milksteak
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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