sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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