Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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