is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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