I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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