saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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