I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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