Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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