do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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