Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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