My Higher Power is John Stamos
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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