all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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