doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
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so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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