Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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