these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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