i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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