I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just blew my weed a kiss
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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