All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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