Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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