that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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