what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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