I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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