Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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