My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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